'The Humpty Dance' imathandiza atsikana olemera kumva kuti ali ndi ufulu wosangalala, ngakhale tikutsutsana za zithunzi zosaloleka za Kardashian bikini.
Ndili ndi 17% chabe ya manyazi kuvomereza kuti nditamva za chithunzi cha bikini cha Khloe Kardashian ndipo osafuna kuti dziko lapansi liwone, chinthu choyamba chimene ndinachita chinali kufufuza chithunzicho. Ndikosavuta kupeza. Kardashian ankavala zovala ziwiri zopangidwa ndi nsalu za nyama zomwe zimagwirizanitsidwa pamodzi pa ulusi wakuda. Dulani miyendo yanu pang'ono kudutsa ntchafu zanu, popanda zodzoladzola, kumwetulira mwaulemu pamene agogo anu omwe amakukondani akufuna kukujambulani.
Sikuti ndimamumvera chisoni Kardashian. Ndine mkazi, ndipo adajambula zithunzi zake zoyipa pa intaneti. koma sichoona. Amawoneka wokongola, wofewa komanso wachimwemwe-koma wosakonzekera kudya zomwe capitalism idzayambitsa. Kwa zaka zambiri, a Kardashians akhala akugwiritsa ntchito zopereka zawo pamiyezo ya kukongola kosatheka yokhazikitsidwa ndi chikhalidwe chodziwika bwino, modabwitsa kukakamiza atsikana achichepere kuti kukongola uku kungapezeke mwa kugula koyenera m'moyo weniweni. (Tiyi wotayika m'mimba ndi mphuno ya milomo ndi mapepala oyambira.) Ma social network ndi galasi lomwe lingawonetse zomwe ndi zofunika. Chiuno ndi chowonda, mawonekedwe a nkhope ndi ochepa. Nayi fyuluta yomwe imatha kuchita zonsezi.
Chithunzi chachisawawa ichi cha Kardashian chowonekera pa intaneti ndi cha Wizard of Oz, mphindi zochepa. Mnzake pa Twitter adafunsa sewero laposachedwa la Kardashian, akudabwa chifukwa chomwe akuganiza kuti ife, anthu wamba, sitikudziwa kuti bizinesi yabanja ndi bizinesi ya mabiliyoni mabiliyoni ambiri yomangidwa pakuwunikira kwabwino kwambiri, kujambula zithunzi, komanso mopitilira muyeso Kupitilira malingaliro ongodya. ndi masewera olimbitsa thupi, sindikudziwabe mokwanira za opaleshoni ya pulasitiki ndi njira zina. Ndinalumphira pamutuwu ndikuwonetsa kuti nthawi zina khola limapangidwa ndi tokha, ngakhale bodza lokongola ndi bodza, ndipo nthawi zonse zimakhala zosavuta kusunga fano lanu.
Mosiyana ndi zimenezi, Cardi B sakusokonezedwabe ndi paparazzi kumugwira ntchito, chifukwa mkaziyo wakhala akunena zoona kwa omvera ake kuyambira tsiku loyamba, za momwe amawonekera asanamalize. Tamuona atavala zopakapaka, atavala chipewa, komanso atavala zovala zapakhomo zamitundumitundu. Sindikudziwa chomwe chiri maziko a chidaliro cha Cardi B. Koma posachedwapa, ndinayamba kumvetsa kuti gawo la ine linachokera ku mawu ena mu nyimbo, ndipo malo otchuka kwambiri anali otanganidwa mu bafa la Burger King.
Nyimbo ya "The Humpty Dance" idayimba ndi Shock G ndi Digital Underground. Sindinaganizirepo za gulu la anthuwa kwa zaka zambiri, koma nditamva kuti anamwalira sabata yatha ali ndi zaka 57, maganizo anga ayenera kukhala chonchi. Mwina anali vinyo woyera amene ndinamwa usiku umenewo, koma nkhani yake ya imfa ya Shock G inandibweretsa ine m’nthawi yake.
Digital Underground inatulutsa "The Humpty Dance" mu 1990 ndili ndi zaka 5. Kanema wanyimboyo adatayika ndi "U Can't Touch This" ya MC Hammer chifukwa cha kanema wabwino kwambiri wa rap pa MTV Video Music Awards chaka chimenecho. Ndili ndi chidole cha MC Hammer chovala mathalauza ofiirira. Ndikukayikira kuti nyimbo yodzilemekeza ya Shock G yodzibisa ngati woyimba nyimbo za rock ili pa radar yanga. Koma nyimboyi inkadziwika kwambiri pawailesi panthawiyo, ndipo poyendetsa galimoto kuzungulira mzindawo, mawu ake adalowa m'maganizo anga aang'ono.
Sikuti nthawi zonse mumayika kulemera kwakukulu kumbuyo kwa mawu. Nthawi zina amathawa mwachangu, kapena wosewera amangovala ngati munthu, pambuyo pake, Humpty Hump ndi munthu wina wa Shock G. Koma Shock G akaimba, chomwe chimapangitsa kuti "The Humpty Dance" imve ngati yeniyeni ndipakati pa nyimboyi, "Ndikuganiza kuti ndizodziwikiratu, komanso ndimakonda kulemba." Uwu ndi mtundu wa kusintha kwa kamvekedwe komwe kumadzaza kalasi yanu ya giredi 10 ndi mawu awa Kuzama kwa wosewera, ndiwe nokha amene mungachepetse chidwi chanu mukaweruka kusukulu. Zimakukakamizani kusuntha mmbuyo ndi mtsogolo mu nyimbo kuti mupeze zowona zina.
Mu kanema wanyimbo, wojambulidwa ndi bajeti yomwe ilibe, Shock G idadabwitsa maikolofoni ngati Humpty Hump. Iye wavala chipewa choyera cha ubweya wonyezimira chopachikika, jekete ya suti ya plaid, tayi yoyera ya madontho a polka pakhosi pake, tayi yachiwiri ya madontho akuda pamapewa ake, ndi mphuno ya pulasitiki yabodza. Magalasi. Humpty atayamba ku rap momwe amawonekera moseketsa, mwana wanga wasukulu samatha kutsutsa.
M'zaka za m'ma 90, tikhoza kukhala ndi D wonenepa kwambiri, wokonda kunenepa kwambiri kunyumba, koma kunenepa kumakhalabe, monga momwe zilili masiku ano, ndikofanana ndi kusakhala achigololo m'magulu ambiri. Komabe, pamene Humpty Hump anakuwa kuti: “Hei, iwe, msungwana wonenepa, bwera kuno—kodi ndiwe wonyada?” Kwa ine, izi sizikumveka ngati chipwirikiti chankhanza powononga thupi lachikazi. Zikumveka zosangalatsa. Nditakula, nditakumana ndi momwe mwamuna amalavulira mawu akuti "Fat b-!" Akakanidwa, bala ya Humpty imamveka yosangalatsa komanso yosangalatsa.
Iye ndi munthu amene amadziŵitsa zokhumba zake ndipo amafotokoza momveka bwino kuti matupi amitundu yonse ndi makulidwe ake akhoza kukhumbidwa pagulu ndipo ndi ofunika kusangalala nawo: “Inde, ndimakutcha kuti wonenepa/Tandiyang’ana, ndine wowonda/Sizinayime. Sindilinso wotanganidwa.” Nditapereka msonkho kwa Shock G ndi vinyo woyera mu nkhani ya Instagram, mokondwera ndidapanganso mkangano womwewo. Mnzanga wochepa thupi adalowa mozemba mu uthenga wanga wachinsinsi ndikugawana kuti mabalawa samangokhala ndi atsikana onenepa omwe amafuna kukopana. Kwa zaka zambiri, wakhala akugwiritsa ntchito chimango chochepa chotchulidwa ndi Humpty Hump monga kudzitsimikizira yekha asanakwatirane.
Sindikufuna kukakamiza lens yakutsogolo ya thupi pa Shock G. Malangizo a "The Humpty Dance" siwokhwima mokwanira komanso amatha kwambiri. Atsikana omwe ali mu kanema wanyimbo ndi owonda mokwanira kuti akhale okopa amasiku ano. Ndani akudziwa yemwe Shock G akuchepetsa jenda.
Koma ndikukhulupirira kuti malingaliro ake ofanana a chisangalalo amapitilira gawo ili. Kumapeto kwa nyimboyi, Humpty ananena kuti alibe manyazi ndi mphuno yake—“Ndi yaikulu ngati kimchi!” Mu chimbale chomwechi cha "Doowutchyalike", Shock G adapempha anthu amitundu yonse ndi mitundu ya khungu kuti avule zovala zawo ndikudumphira mu dziwe losambira. . Chaka chotsatira, Digital Underground inatulutsa "No Nos Job". Ngakhale kuti nyimboyi imalowa m'malo ochititsa manyazi thupi, uthenga wake waukulu ndi wakuti mphuno, milomo ndi matako a amayi akuda siziyenera kukonzedwa ndi opaleshoni ya pulasitiki. Shock G anafika popempha umbombo wa anthu otchuka kuti uwonjezere vutolo: “Onse otchedwa otchukawa agulitsa ma rekodi mamiliyoni ambiri ndipo sananene kuti alibe udindo/Mtsikana wina anakuwonani pa pulogalamu ya pa TV/Anali ndi zaka 6 zokha ndipo anati. ,’ Amayi, ‘sindidana ndi mphuno yanga!’/N’chifukwa chiyani mukusokoneza mutu wa mwana wanu/Ndiye kuti mungapangirenso bedi lamadzi lagolide?
Shock G ananena kuti atsikana ang'onoang'ono amatha kupotoza maganizo awo pogwiritsa ntchito ma TV omwe amadya. Choncho, pamene zaka zikupita ndipo thupi langa likukula ndi kuphuka, Mingda wamng'ono amabisa chikhumbo cha mtsikana wonenepa mumtima mwake ndikubwerera mobwerezabwereza, zomwe sizingakhale zachilendo. . Pamene chikhalidwe kuti invests mu woonda wapamwamba amayesa kundiuza ine kuti sindiloledwa kusangalala ndi thupi pa kulemera kwina ndipo si woyenera kukhumbidwa, ndili ndi malangizo, ziribe kanthu kakang'ono, khulupirirani mosiyana, pitirizani kufunafuna. chisangalalo ndi chisangalalo. Momwe anthu amaganizira kuti ndiyenera kuwona thupi langa sizinandiletse kukhala otanganidwa. Palibe chifukwa cha bafa la Burger King.
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Mabuku awa ndi amithenga aakazi akuda amatanthauza kuti sindiyeneranso kuteteza zokhumba zanga ndi zokhumba zanga ndi mawu a nyimbo ya rap ya zaka 30. Koma izi zikuwonetsa mphamvu ya gawo la Shock G. M’mawu oŵerengeka chabe, iye analenga chotengera cha moyo champhamvu zokwanira kundithandiza kusunga ulemu wanga m’gulu la kudzida kopangidwa ndi chikhalidwe. Shock G ndi Digital Underground zidzakumbukiridwa chifukwa cha zopereka zawo ku nyimbo, ndipo mwachiyembekezo zokumbukira za Shock G zidzakumbukiridwanso potitsogolera tonsefe kuti tisangalale kwambiri.
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Nthawi yotumiza: Sep-04-2021